BASIC PACKER PRODUCTS
We'll take you step by step through the ordering process, but before you choose your packer, scroll down to take a look at the amazing features offered in our products
SKIP FEATURES AND BUY PACKER
Classic Model.
Tried and true. No powdering required.
Our Classic Model is the Basic Packer our customers have come to know and love. It's durable and sturdy design makes it perfect for those with physically active lifestyles. Made using mulitple layers for a soft feel, this packer is not sticky and does not need to be powdered, making it unique in it's class.
Soft Model.
A new level of comfort.
A new casting process allowed us to create an even softer packer. The consistency is a bit softer than marshmallow, making it the perfect choice for those looking for a super soft, realistic feeling flaccid packer.
Handle with care. The soft nature of this packer requires a gentle touch. Use as directed for best results.
SIX REALISTIC SKIN TONE CHOICES
We offer 6 skin tone choices for our Basic Packers, more than enough to satisfy anyone's color requirement.
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HYPER REALISM,
DETAIL TO THE MAX.
SHOW YOUR TRUE COLORS
All of our Basic Packers are detailed with the same highly refined skin texture that our Pack n Play and Stand To Pee products are known for, making for an extremely realistic looking packer.
Our coloration process also takes a cue from our high end products. We use the same base colors in our Basic Packers that our Pack n Play products are created from.
LIFE IS COOL IN THE POOL.
SWIM. SHOWER. BATHE. RUN AROUND NAKED IN THE RAIN. IT WON'T HAVE ANY EFFECT.
EXCEPT MAYBE ON YOUR NEIGHBORS.
COMPLETELY WATERPROOF
NON-TOXIC.
PHTHALATE-FREE.
100% PLATINUM BASED.
WE'VE GOT YOUR BACK.
Each Basic Packer is created using Prosthetic-Grade silicones. These silicones are high quality 100% Platinum Silicones, and are free of harmful Phthalates. They are completely non-toxic, safe for use on skin, as well as Hypoallergenic.
EASY TO CLEAN.
LIKE A WALK IN THE PARK.
Making sure your packer is free of dirt and bacteria is good practice. Luckily it's not that difficult. There are a few ways to disinfect your packer. Wash it with soap and water, spray it down with our Cleansing Spray, or just toss it in your dishwasher with the daily load. Yes, you can do that!
LIMITED WARRANTY.
Each Basic Packer includes our limited 60 day warranty. This covers any defect that may have been caused due to a manufacturing error, such as large air bubbles.
Does not cover tears or damage caused due to excessive force. Be sure to read all included instructions.
DISCREET SHIPPING.
ROUND AND ROUND IT GOES.
WHAT'S IN THE BOX? NOBODY KNOWS.
Each product is shipped in a plain box with no identifying descriptions or photos. Only your delivery address and our business address is listed on the label.
USPS ● FedEx ● UPS ● DHL
INCLUDED, JUST FOR YOU.
HERE'S WHAT ELSE IS INSIDE.
Each product is sealed inside air-tight plastic, and includes the following accessories:
● INSTRUCTION PAMPHLET
How exactly do I apply the prosthetic? How can I clean it after each use? Our handy pamphlet answers those questions and more!
● NOTICE OF ATTENTION
This bright orange slip of paper is placed inside your package, on the top of everyting else so you can't miss it. We know you're excited, but please take some time to read it before opening your prosthetic. It's important.
WHAT'S THE WAIT TIME?
CURRENT ESTIMATED SHIP TIME: 4-6 BUSINESS DAYS
That's the time it takes to ship out your product once we receive your order. Unlike our high end Pack n Play or Stand To Pee products, our Basic Packers are made in advance and typically in stock. Theres no lengthy wait time.
Shipping transit times may vary depending on the shipping service chosen. Check our Shipping Page for more information.
SIZE MATTERS.
HOW ARE THE PROSTHETICS MEASURED?
Many of our customers have requested a visual representation of how we measure our products. Our prosthetic's length are determined using the most common method (bone pressed method). The shaft is measured from the pubic bone arch to the tip of the penis (glans). This method was chosen as it represents the standard in the medical field when measuring genitals. The product displayed in the example is our 3" uncut.
PRO TIP: The average erect penis is just over 5" in length. The average girth of an erect penis is about 4.5".
